Crank This, Soulja Boy!

Souljaboyflyerfronthx3Our teacher dared us to change the words of the well-known song Crank That Soulja Boy to a curriculum related subject. I, Spider Pig , Flying Onion Boy, and Tarheel Boy wish to perform this in a weird and hapless attempt to amuse you all.

We first wrote the lyrics for a project in science, and then just today, our teacher mentioned it during current events. It might not be exactly like the song, but give us a break. We are changing Crank that Soulja Boy to a song about the rock cycle. That’s a bit hard.

Crank dis, yo:

Download rock_cycle_rap.mp3 

Here are the lyrics, if you wish to sing along!

rockcycle In This o

[Verse 1:]

o

sedi-mentary o

I was packed together o

Cemented together o

[Chorus x2]

rockcycle In This o

[Verse 2:]

Now, I’m sediment, I’m sediment

[Chorus x2]

rockcycle In This o

[Verse 2:]

I am metamorphic o

Changed by heat and pressure o

O

Watch me stretch And Watch Me grow

The cycle starts all over o!

Now one more time yo!

rockcycle In This o

o

Watch Me change It

Watch Me yo!

Watch Me change type of rock

Then Super rock Dat o

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Super rock Dat o

now Watch Me change

Watch Me change It

Watch Me yo!

Watch Me change type of rock

Then Super rock Dat o

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Watch me stretch And Watch Me grow

Super rock Dat o

now Watch Me change to meta-morpic o

Watch Me change It

Watch Me yo!

Watch Me change type of rock

Then Super rock Dat o

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch me change

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Watch me stretch And Watch Me grow

Super rock Dat o

now Watch Me change

whats happenin? I’m Igneous

Watch Me change It

Watch Me yo!

Watch Me change type of rock

Then Super rock Dat o

Now Watch me change it

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change it

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch Me change it

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Now Watch me change it

(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Image retrieved from http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/souljaboyflyerfronthx3.jpg on January 10, 2008.

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20 Responses to Crank This, Soulja Boy!

  1. Sarah Jane says:

    Hi guys. Great rap adaptation 🙂
    I noticed that you have a My Wonderful World RSS feed linked to Blurb. Thank you, we very much appreciate the promotion! Could you tell me a little bit more about Blurb–both about the group, and also about the blog? I’m curious to learn about your work.
    Thanks!
    Sarah Jane Caban
    My Wonderful World Program Coordinator (and blog writer)

  2. LillJJ says:

    Wow that is really creative, uniquie and interesting, its hard to do that, it must have taken awhile

  3. jojo says:

    Who came up with the idea of making a new version of souija boy. I thought it was a weird version. You should make a different kind of music because your not that good at rapping with smart words.

  4. Dude says:

    that was very creative of you.That would be cool if you made a voki for that!

  5. rman2000 says:

    that song is wierd and it’s wierd because it is about roks!!!!!!!

  6. Balletgirl says:

    Hello! that song was very intresting, But why was it about rocks? are you larning about Rocks and Minerals? anyway that song was very creative! * please comment back* thanks!
    Balletgirl

  7. D-man says:

    That is a great piece and it was kinda cool for some of you to sing it I have one question who were the people that sang it? And good thinking on putting lyrics for us to sing-a-long! So… you were using this for science. well did your class like it? well anyway thanks for leaving that Url to that picture of Soulji boy at the bottom of the Lyrics for us to see but you may want to make that Url a little bigger because it took me a while to notice or just at least make it noticeable to people. Ok?
    *Comment Back*

  8. bigj says:

    Good job you actually managed to turn a reguler song into a edecatinal song. I still think that most people would prefer the reguler song for just easy listening but.Teachers could actually make learning about rocks more intresting by singing this or at least letting there students hear this song to teach them before they start doing real work. Are you going to more of these kinds of songs? They would be pretty interesting to hear songs about other school subjects not just rocks.

  9. york says:

    That was…was… well you cant explain it. Where you singing about a rock changing into a medemorfic to a sedementry rock to a sedement? I see you know about rocks.

  10. Spider Pig says:

    Are science cyber teacher told us to write a song about how rocks change form aka the rock cycle. We all came up with the idea of doing the soulja boy song with are own lyrics. Anyway glad u liked the song.

  11. xoMileycyrusfanxo says:

    wow!!
    cool song..i love the lyrics!!

  12. The Hamster says:

    Yo wus up Home slices of The one and Only Blurb.
    This rap be hot and I toally am checking it out!
    Hamsta is still numba 1 rapper of the Blurb nation
    U can’t touch this!

  13. Check Mate says:

    That was very … ummm interesting. you guys should do this kind of thing again. Like, take another popular song and change the lyrics to curriculum based words. – I’ll be waiting for the follow up!!

  14. Drama Queen says:

    that rap was not very good at all

  15. Give Opinions says:

    Hey guys!!!! That was very ummmmmmm strange but cool. It takes a lot of talent to make up lyrics to a song like that. I wish I had that much skill!!! Keep on keepin on!!

  16. pizza says:

    The rap was really cool.

  17. whatchamacallit says:

    What I should say is “this rocks”. What you don’t get my joke?

  18. yo, dudes, we were going to do a rock cycl erap first, but then the pig shooting webs and the onion flying stole the idea. and hamsta, you couldn’t top me any day!

  19. Hotdog Bob says:

    you guys will never be as good as the wicked awesome nacho hotdogs! WE ROCK!!!

  20. nice phrase, hot dog bob [“WE ROCK!” considering this rap is of the rock cycle], hey you guys did very good congrats, very interesting!

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