GOTCHA!

Laughing_man Operation Condor was a successful prank on the pregnant lady. You don’t know this so we thought you should know, now that it is over. Our Math/Science teacher, Mrs. Nematode, was heavy duty pregnant. So, the most we could do was raise some money for a baby shower.

But we weren’t about to do it the way the normal people would of done it.

We told everyone that the money we were raising was going to some ugly bird called the California Condor. Well, it wasn’t true. It all went to our beloved teacher, Mrs. Nematode.

Sorry we didn’t tell you the truth, but we couldn’t risk our other teacher looking on the Blurb, then the fun would be spoiled. And having spoiled fun is like having a Wii controller but no Wii system.

P.S. (Mrs. Nematode succesfuly gave birth, the baby safe and sound.)

P.S.S.(Mrs. Nematode succesfuly gave birth on my birthday… OH YEAH!)

Yours Truly,

The Wicked Awesome Monkey Dude

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About Bill Ferriter

I'm a real-live, bona-fide, full-time practicing classroom teacher. #takeTHAT
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