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Cheesy McPheasy: Chapter 2

Okay, now I know how the series is going to go. There are things called segments. Each segment is 5 chapters long. After 5 chapters, there will be a new segment. This is segment 1, of course. Okay now the … Continue reading

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Cheesy McPheasy: Chapter 1

First, before you read any of this epic action story, you have to know a few things. First, if you're wondering, Cheesy McPheasy is a real superhero. He is just like the Sandman from Spiderman, except it's cheese instead of … Continue reading

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GOTCHA!

Operation Condor was a successful prank on the pregnant lady. You don’t know this so we thought you should know, now that it is over. Our Math/Science teacher, Mrs. Nematode, was heavy duty pregnant. So, the most we could do … Continue reading

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Have no doubt, We are back from track out!

Once upon a time there was a monkey named the Wicked Awesome Monkey Dude, a very odd man named Hotdog Bob, and a man in love with nachos named Mr. Nacho. How they got together nobody knows, yet many guess. … Continue reading

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Track Out Rap from Da Hot Dogs!

Well, The Blurb Nation is on break again—-remember, we’re on a year-round calendar.  That means we go to school for nine weeks and then take a three week vacation, only to return to school to do it all over again … Continue reading

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Johnny K and the Brits. . .

So we’ve got this strange kid on our team.  We don’t really know what his name is.  Some people call him Johnny K.  Others call him Billy Burrito.  Me…I just call him annoying. But the dude slings an axe like … Continue reading

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Crank This, Soulja Boy!

Our teacher dared us to change the words of the well-known song Crank That Soulja Boy to a curriculum related subject. I, Spider Pig , Flying Onion Boy, and Tarheel Boy wish to perform this in a weird and hapless … Continue reading

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